Go eat a bagel

A way of telling people to fuck off

first guy: "your mother is a smelly prostitute"
second guy: "go eat a bagel"

by David dDd Davidson March 21, 2010

eat a bag

the ultimate insult. origin extends from the command to "eat a bag of dicks," which means to consume a bag full of male genitalia. usually considered vulgar.

"Dude, yankees suck! Why don't you go crawl back inside your mother 'til you're done cookin'."

"Eat a bag, man. eat a bag."

by kevin April 13, 2005

Eat a dick

A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.

Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*

by jbwilliams4 August 24, 2009

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

eat a pussy

a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack

Melissa: Hey John, you freaking suck at flip cup.
John: Eat a pussy Melissa.

by Wibklen May 8, 2018

Eat a peach

This term was originally from a line in one of the 20th centuries most admired poems, T.S. Elliot's 'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock' in which the poets asks a number of rhetorical questions in which he wonders about the meaning of life and questions his own inability to overcome his indecisions. In this poem the chorus line is: 'In the room the women come and go Talking of Michelangelo.' Among the many questions he poses to himself is 'Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach? I believe you will find this is the genesis of the Eat a Peach meaning.

I am so unsure about all of this but do I dare to eat a peach?

by Old and grumpy October 11, 2016

Go eat a bowl full of dicks

A prison term used to tell your cell mate to Fuck Off.

Hey Fuck Stick, Go Eat A Bowl Full Of Dicks.

by James November 9, 2004