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Slept like a baby 

When ABDL, babyfur, DDLG or littles go to sleep wearing a diaper, snuggling plushies, sucking on pacifiers, experiencing peaceful bliss and being adorable
I put on a PeekABU, grabbed Stitch and my paci and slept like a baby.
Slept like a baby by diaperpup February 17, 2019

albino baby with a sombrero 

Starting its life in the Austin TX prison system an albino baby with a sombrero is the shape that was formed by years worth of inmates crystalized cum in one specific shower drain. Its alternative use out of the showers was to call another inmate a homosexual since the shape was made out of semen.
Inmate #1 "that man right there he's an albino baby with a sombrero".
Inmate #2 " how's that?"
Inmate #1 " because I saw him sucking off Rodrigo for no commissary".

Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member
I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.

baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt 

non sigma: hi
real sigma: baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt

baby what a big surprise 

When a guy shows up at a girls house unannounced with his cock hanging out!
Chad : Hey girl what's up!
Keirsten : Ohh Baby What A Big Surprise!

Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head 

1: (n) a relatively unintelligent person with unsightly facial features.
Johnny: There's no way I'm the father. You're crazy, just like your mother.

Suzie: You are such a "Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head!"!