National slap a teacher day

May 6th

SLAP DAT TEACHER

national slap a teacher day! The day you cant slap the shit out of your least favourite teacher

by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019

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national slap a short person day

go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face

friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”

by dumb dumb October 26, 2019

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Slap a clam with a cucumber

Slapping da puss with the D.

I slap a clam with a cucumber always.

by Mr.Jabloon May 31, 2017

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Slap A Bitch Mode

A mood in which someone's ready to knock the hell out of somebody(usually a specific person yet; could be a completely random &&innocent bistandard).

Teacher: what's wrong with jamal?

Student:well his science teacher gave him an F on his progress report. Now he's in Slap A Bitch Mode.

Teacher: Well(stretches arms out). Time for me to be hitting the old dusty trail.

by BadNewzParish March 6, 2010

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slap a junkie now

A saying, originating from Good Shepherd Lutheran College, used to remember the 4 months that have 30 days.

S - September
A - April
J - June (June rather than July because JUNkie starts with JUN like June.
N - November

Boy - "Are you prepared for the test?"
Homosexual Girl - "Yes, slap a junkie now."

by Good Shep Rep Bruh May 12, 2014

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