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octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020
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Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.
by Ttt61 October 8, 2020
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Pipe a bitch

Jake can't pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch. Jake can't pipe a bitch. - Womba Tomba Skeet
by Womba Tomba Skeet September 24, 2018
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Your Grand Pippie a Hippie

The most devastating insult that is worse than any other one.
Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2 Ur Dad is Lesbian

Person 3: Your Grand Pippie A Hippie
Person 1 and 2 both die of kidney failure and intense brain trauma.
by Fucking idoit July 18, 2018
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Pipebomb a Furry day

after december 20th, fur-day, or furry day has ended, it's legal in no states to send a pipebomb to a furry's mailbox.
Lmaoo feds are coming because i completed December 21st's Pipebomb a Furry day
by XiXingPingIsWinnie December 21, 2021
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Pipe-a-roonski

A fantastic tee shot in golf that is typically hit with the driver and goes very far and straight. This may also be known as and originates from the original word “pipe-a-rooner”. Best used on the golf course when you’re geeking out with the homies
“Wow, that shot Joe just hit was an absolute pipe-a-roonski. I think he’s 290+ right down the middle
by jmonroe69 May 31, 2021
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Piping a 'hot Carl'

After taking a 'hot Carl' on ones partner, either partner removes the seran wrap, fondles the contents into an elongated shape, bites a small hole in the seran and decorates themselves and/or their partner. Largely considered 'inside baseball' within the fecalpheliac community, this is a highly erotic act. In some cases, the elongated 'hot Carl' is caressed with the mouth before making the hole.
She never thought piping a 'hot Carl' with her partner would be so exhilarating.
by Pinkmagic January 4, 2017
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