The Mordecai

When you being nervous on what move to make with a girl and you end doing nothing

:God I don’t now what to do man should I ask her out? She might reject

:Dude stop doing the Mordecai

by 1000Yen August 16, 2021

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mordecai

mordecai Is lonely and just wants some puss

by Epppppiccc_man May 28, 2020

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A singer who is upcoming real name laquay.

Fan: Omg its Mordecai.

Me:........

by YT$ĐØŃ November 01, 2020

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a boy i love sm and all he needs is to feel love. this boy got me blushing all i do is think abt him. i haven't been talked to him :|

friends"whatchu thinkin abt?"
me"mordecai <333"
friends"ugh im so annoyed of hearing abt him"
...i love him sm

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the boy i love the most. but he's 4,474 miles away. my song for him:tell him by lauryn hill all this boy needs is love

me:"i love mordecai sm"

my friends"stfu all you do is talk abt him"
...i can't get my mind off of him tho

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“Oh linda? Have you seen how beautiful she is? shes definitely a mordecai”

by June 11, 2023

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by BigPenis42069 February 11, 2022

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