When I tell people I eat "gluten-free, soy-free, dairy-free, pork-free" they immediately ask "what do you eat?"

BITCH I EAT MEAT. I'm like a vegan - but I eat good ass animals. Every animal except eggs because those are chicken menstruation.

I'm not paleo because its not that serious and not enough people know what the fuck that is.
"I'm not vegan, I'm a meagan."
by House of Legend April 17, 2017
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Don't let her sly smile fool you. At first she may come off as being sweet, or innocent, but in all reality, she is a cold hearted snake.
Oh, Meagan's cute!
NO!
No?
NO!
by Carlyle Foxx August 14, 2012
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Fine as fuck black actress. Mostly does mediocre movies (Saw, Waist Deep, One Missed Call), but who cares, she's the finest woman alive. Hands down.
I would do terrible, unspeakable things for Meagan Good's hand in marriage.
by melodious.nocturne April 20, 2009
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Meagan Jane Camper is an American model born on May 2nd 1989 in Carrollton, Ohio. She is mostly known for dating Pete Wentz, from Fall Out Boy. She has modeled for several brands, including American Eagle and Urban Planet, back in 2010-2012. She is the mother of Saint Lazlo Wentz (6) and Marvel Jane Wentz (3). She also takes care of her step-son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz (12). She is an amazing person, with a good heart and personality. She also is insanely beautiful!
Meagan Camper is who I aspire to be in the future! I love her <3
by majuliabm May 30, 2021
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A very sweet, very cute, very amazing girl. A girl who loves her boyfriend, and will do anything for him. She is funny, sweet, romantic, random, sexy, and totally perfect. She deserves the whole entire world and hopefully, one day, her boyfriend will give it to her.
Meagan Elise is my girl
by bobbarkerlover69 January 13, 2011
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Talented actress who appeared on the cover of the july issue of king magazine. She was known as nina on "my cousin skeeter".She appeared on music videos such as Memphis Bleek- Do my, Will Smith Black suits coming, 3rd Storee- get with me and 50 cent- 21 questions. she also appeared on films such as "Friday", "Secret life of girls", "Eve's Bayou", "Biker Boyz" "D.E.B.S: The Academy" "You got served" and "The cookout"
by Edgar Meagan good #1 fan October 30, 2003
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When a female is giving a guy oral fixations and the male has a fat lipper in his lower lip and spatters the dip sauce into the female's hair causing it to change color.
Tim had a horse shoe of Copenhagen in his lip and decided to give Molly a "Copenhagen Meagan".
by Colton Jordan Patrick September 14, 2007
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