So-called musical performer, proof that one can sell millions of CDs with no talent whatsoever.
Perpetrator with then-boyfriend Kevin Federline of a reality TV series (Britney and Kevin: Chaotic) that showed just how awful reality TV can be.
Someone who has accomplished a very difficult feat -- making Madonna's career look classy by comparison.
Presently, a demonstration of what happens as Andy Warhol’s fifteen minutes runs out.
A future case study of the rise and fall of a tween idol.
A Poster Girl (through her divorce from K-Fed) for having a good attorney, and getting a good pre-nup.
Present and future fodder for the National Enquirer, tabloid television, tmz.com, etc.
One of many plagues unleashed on the world by the 1990s edition of The Mickey Mouse Club.
Perpetrator with then-boyfriend Kevin Federline of a reality TV series (Britney and Kevin: Chaotic) that showed just how awful reality TV can be.
Someone who has accomplished a very difficult feat -- making Madonna's career look classy by comparison.
Presently, a demonstration of what happens as Andy Warhol’s fifteen minutes runs out.
A future case study of the rise and fall of a tween idol.
A Poster Girl (through her divorce from K-Fed) for having a good attorney, and getting a good pre-nup.
Present and future fodder for the National Enquirer, tabloid television, tmz.com, etc.
One of many plagues unleashed on the world by the 1990s edition of The Mickey Mouse Club.
Britney Spears will probably blow all the money she's ever made trying to prolong her celebrity past its expiry date.
by Action Man July 13, 2007
Person 1: Hey guess what?
Person 2: what?
Person1: Britney Spears just won the World's Ugliest Hoe Award on urbandictionary.com
Person 2: what?
Person1: Britney Spears just won the World's Ugliest Hoe Award on urbandictionary.com
by Thugzillah June 11, 2006
Young and inconsistently pneumatic blonde singer producing disposable bubblegum pop. Her material success provoked widespread social confusion and perverse degrees of hostility among young Anglo-Saxon males.
See all definitions above.
by pooty October 07, 2004
White trash at its finest.
by thatonebitchwhitney October 29, 2005
by Anim April 18, 2004
A mentally defective, inept skank-whore that operates like every other immature celebrity. Despite being a dumbass to a disgusting extent, she happens to earn more notoriety in the news than the Iraq War. Terrible.
by Allen Perkins August 20, 2007