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I am not a bear

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I am not a bear is a poet, artist, literature critic, and post-rock genre fanatic. Known poems include "Your Initials Sound Like a Disease," "Spinach," "This One's For Me," and "Alto 23." An air of mystery surrounds I am not a bear. It's not even known if this figure is male or female.
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by KL MB February 21, 2013
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An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.

See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.
"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."
by AngelMekk April 13, 2019
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Build-a-Bear Game

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Similar to the disney store game, but often trickier because of obstacles in the store you would have to walk around, making your time in the store longer.
"We tried to play the Build-a-Bear Game, but that one store clerk asked if she could help me right before I touched the back wall.
by SteveNStuff April 17, 2010
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An unnecessarily crass expression meant to express surprise or shock. Along the same lines as “I’ll be damned” but with a more comical ring to it. Features in the movie Welcome To Mooseport
Steven: Well I'll be buggered by a bear! I had no idea!
by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010
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Hug-A-Bear

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An awesome game based on the skills of wrestling, detaining, and getting away from someone.

How to play:
1.) there is a circle of people in pairs (one sitting in front, one sitting behind) and one person in the circle has no partner.

2.)the person with no partner points to a pair.

3.) Of that pair, The person in the front to get to the pointer in 20 seconds.

4.) Of that pair, the person behind does everything they can to detain the person.

5.) if the person in front gets to the pointer, then the person behind is the new pointer. If the person in front doesn't get to the pointer, the pointer picks a new pair.
Person A: Remember that awesome game of Hug-A-Bear we played?

Person B: Hell yea, I still have mega bruises and grass burn.
by theplauge April 29, 2009
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glazing a bear claw

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The act of masturbating on and covering of a freshly pushed out turd with semen.
We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.
by Glen Cairn April 29, 2011
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trying like a bear

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the name given to when a male tries extremely hard, beyond acceptable levels, to pull a female.
steve was totally trying like a bear last night with stacey.
by Revon May 12, 2009
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