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shoot me a text

by That_One_Lissandra_Main November 14, 2015
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Make me a sandwich

A sexist phrase that a male says to a female when he's drunk and/or hungry.
*GIRL TALKING TO FRIEND*

Girl: My boyfriend keeps yelling at me, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!" He's being sexist and now I need a good comeback to say to him.. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

Guy friend: Well, you better comeback with a god damn sandwich.
by da tr00f July 27, 2009
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Get me a tish

Get me a tish is a saying that the one and only DOLAN twins say. Tish is another word for the horrible word no DOLAN stans use .... TISSUE yeah what a disgrace also go follow me on insta @dolan_twin_green_red_ I have 2.5k followers :)
GET ME A TISH!
I NEED A TISH!
DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NAPKIN AND A TISH?!
by Dolan_twin_green_red_ March 26, 2019
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throw me a bone

"give me a break"/ "give me a hint", Give me a chance. Comes from English lexicon refering to a hungry dog wanting help.
From popular series:

Phoebe
- This is probable just a crush.

Joey
- You think?

Phoebe
- Absolutely!

Joey
- Yeah.. It's a crush! I'm Joey. I don't get deep feelings.

Phoebe
- There you go... Yea, crushes happen all the time. I know. I had them for all you guys. Except for Ross and Chandler. And I'm sure you've had them for us.

Joey
- Not really.

Phoebe
- (in a quiet voice) ... throw me a bone here.
by enPupile September 13, 2013
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make me a quesadilla

what a mexican guy says to his woman if he doesn't want to take her shit. synonymous with BITCH, go make me a sandwich! often preceded by a pimp slap.
senorita: ayyy! turn your death metal off! it sounds like someone having trouble making mierda and is hurting like fuck!

hombre: *pimp slap* PUTA, go make me a quesadilla!
by make me a fuckin sandwich, jen January 15, 2010
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owes me a new pair of pants

a phrase refering to a girl being so hot that you blew your load just looking at her.
damn that girl looks so right she owes me a new pair of pants.
by george January 20, 2005
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tell me a joke

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by *insert a name here* February 3, 2014
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