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Whistling up a pig's ass

This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..
Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!
by Croatalin April 26, 2014
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Whistle Dixon

A combination of "whistle" and "Dixon;" meaning to have a whistle dick, and to be a Dixon. A whistle Dixon is one who has had his crank shaft bored out by another dudes tongue, thereby making a whistle sound.
"Oh shit. Cover your crotches guys, here comes ole whistle Dixon."
by schneebley January 10, 2009
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Whistle Swinger

A "Whistle Swinger" is when you're cheating on your husband/wife with your radio co-host in the booth.
"Damn, I didn't know this radio job would lead to me being a Whistle Swinger."
by DublinIsBubblin June 2, 2020
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Skin whistle

Monica likes to blow on my skin whistle
by treepert February 22, 2009
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Waubay Whistler

Much like the sound of pinching the open end of a balloon and listen to the air whistle while it slowly exits. To perform the Waubay Whistler, you blow air into your woman's vagina. Quickly you pinch the labia together and allow the inside air to escape slowly. The resulting sound is a whistle of sorts emitting from the vagina.
I was bored whilst performing cunnilingus on my girlfriend, so I shook things up a bit and gave her a good ol' Waubay Whistler.
by Funnelmeister July 22, 2011
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Trunk Whistle

The air that escapes your ass after anal sex.
After enjoying anal sex with my boyfriend I let out this huge trunk whistle. We both laughed hysterically.
by Legs4days July 8, 2014
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dustman's whistle

To block one nostril with the fingers and blow out through the other with enough force to clear mucus.
I didn't have any tissues and needed to clear my blocked up nose, so just did a couple of dustman's whistles outside.
by CornhoIio January 16, 2014
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