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pornlovian erectile dysfunction

Pornlovian erectile dysfunction is the Pavlovian effect with increasing tolerance to pornographic material on bio-mental arousal fuctions..functions
He watched so much porn dredged from the murky hulls of the DarkNet, he had full blown Pornlovian erectile dysfunction
by Freyjawired August 5, 2018
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Projectile dysfunction

When you're playing darts but your shots won't stick on the board.
I was at the bar last night but it didn't work out well, I had projectile dysfunction.
by Art.Vandelay September 24, 2012
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Texticle Dysfunction

To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.
I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.
by Railin' October 3, 2008
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Textual dysfunction

When a person, who doesn't normally text a lot, tries to send a text message. it's often a tricky and frustrating process to coordinate all of the shift and function keys.
*%^&$! I am experiencing textual dysfunction. i cant get the &%^&*! function key to work with the @ sign.
by alison11 April 29, 2009
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Penile Dysfunction

Shit dude I totally have Penile Dysfunction, now I can't make a profit at China Gate.
by jumpshot097 August 15, 2010
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Dysfunctional Family

A group of people who are all radically different, but are closely-knit friends. Often include people such as: the slutty barbie, the jarhead, the wiseass comedian, the slightly insane asian kid, the big guy with a heart of gold, the chick who thinks she can get more than the slutty barbie but is obviously wrong, the Star Wars nerd, and the one person who's health condition makes the others all act like honest, caring people.
Mike: "You're all insane, I don't understand why they don't kill each other."
Liz: "We're all just one big dysfunctional family!"
by LeesusFreak February 7, 2010
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reptile dysfunction

Looks like your new man friend has reptile dysfunction.
by Brewster Molis September 24, 2011
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