Zune

A dick that is wider than long, unlike a chode, a Zune is normal length, however, i can range up to 8 inches in diameter.

Also known as a Zuner.

Example 1
- hey man, your dick looks like a birthday cake.
- yea, it's my prize winning zune.

Example 2
-that guy looks like he's packing lunch for 2.
- no man, he's just got a Zune.

Example 3
- have you noticed, Samantha hasn't been at school for weeks. i heard she was temporarily paralyzed.
- yea man, her boyfriend totally zuned her.

by zunerman123 February 9, 2009

zuneage

living the good life with a zune; being able to wirelessly sync media files with your computer, wirelessly share media with friends, enjoy videos and photos on the spacey lcd screen, appreciating the quick charging time, enjoying the long battery life, enjoying the tv out feature (watch movies from your zune on your tv,) listening to the local fm radio providing you get bored with your own music collection, and interacting on the zune social network!

BEN; Ayo! Sup babe?
ERICA; Nothing much, downloading the "Voices" music video by Saosin from Steve. I watched it on youtube last night, and it was awesome.
BEN; Dood! I gotta score me some zuneage!

by AG! May 24, 2008

Zuner

From the English "Zune-owner". Noun.
1. One who tries to be cool and fails miserably.
2. One who is friendless.

1. Aw, I love Jon but I wish he would stop trying to be cool; he's acting like a total zuner.
2. Jon's using his Zune to scan for other Zune-owners in the area; he's such a zuner.


**I want it to be known that this is all in fun. I don't actually have anything against Zunes...it's just that iPods are cooler :D

by AGirlNamedJen November 3, 2008

Zuvel

To have fun while under the influence. (Intoxicated)

Jumping on the trampoline seemed like the only zuvel thing to do at that point in drunkeness.

by bogo101 October 8, 2008

Zune

Microsoft's portable media player. In my opinion, Zunes and iPods are about even, with a couple of differences, it depends what you like.
Specs(zune30):
30gb of space
3" screen
2.4 × 4.4 × 0.58 inches
5.6oz
$200

Also comes in these colours
Emo Black,Scatophilia Brown,Toilet White, Blood Red and Putrid Pink
i have Emo Black, and it has a cool blue hue to it...

Person 1:Hey, is that a zune?
Person 2:yes, do you like it
Person 1:Its quite nice, im going to stick with an ipod though
Person 2:wow, that ipod is certainly as pretty as my zune, but i prefer my zune however
Person 3:shall we go and buy tacoze?

by Zoogel May 23, 2008

zune out

The act of 'zoning out' or even falling asleep while listening to Microsoft's Zune media player.

"I'll see you tomorrow man, I'm going to zune out," said Bradlee to his roommate.

by Bradlee J January 2, 2009

zune

Hebrew for fuck. Also the name for Microsofts new mp3 player.

Would you like to get "Zune"d and have a cigarette afterwards?

by TriZub September 3, 2006