zoomies

Refers to when cats/dogs/ppl with adhd get a sudden burst of energy and feel the need to do laps around the room/roll around on the floor frantically

Milo had the zoomies but now he’s all tuckered out.

by urnansellsbathwater April 11, 2023

Imagination Zoomies

(Adjective) (Adverb) It’s basically when, you’ve memorized the traces of humor, and remember what was originally funny and can build more jokes making one endless inside joke to yourself or others about the original joke to the point you have the Zoomies

That person was laughing so hard it was as if it was by imagination Zoomies

by Imagine image zoomies zoom December 5, 2023

boy-zoomies

When a girl or boy gets excited by the prospect of spending time with a boy. Typical symptoms are, wiggles, jumping and running.

When my I told my girlfriend that we were getting fish and chips she got boy-zoomies, she jumped and ran off with excitement.

by granvilleboy January 30, 2024

zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024

Zoomie

A blowjob while on a Zoom meeting

My girlfriend gave me a Zoomie under the desk while so was on our company-wide video conference.

by Baconbarbarian June 19, 2020

Zoomies

The very sudden, urgent need to poop that happens mere moments before a Zoom meeting.

I got hit with the zoomies before the meeting so I had to sit on a bucket the entire time just in case.

by slyigs August 27, 2025

Zoomies

To on the low discuss psychedelic mushrooms

I just got a hold of some crazy good zoomies

by Bigpostagepimp August 15, 2023