Zombie Eyes

When you ejaculate into someone’s face and it gets in their eyes. They then put their hands out in front of them to feel around for a cum shammy, because they can’t see. All while complaining with a Ahhhhh.... sound, like a zombie

I was titty fucking her and it went off in her face. She couldn’t find a towel because of her zombie eyes.

by BC Diggs June 30, 2018

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Zombie Try

Phrase used to express the poor quality of the attempt (short use: zt)

Very bad pass, a goal due to a very simple mistake. It wasn't necessary, it was a zombie try.

by emrethelad99 October 6, 2021

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Zombie Profile

A personal profile that is no longer active or does not interact with others on a website. Websites often display these to artificially inflate their membership numbers. For example on a dating website someone who has not logged in for months or on a social media website someone who may be deceased.

I joined match.com but people don't pay for membership or haven't logged in for months so its mostly zombie profiles.

by Wordiculous February 26, 2020

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Zoobe Bunny

A bunny who had 50 billion boyfriends, ate so much fucking shit on the Fourth of July, hates minion tampons, and died strapped to a firework while being happy about it.

The zoobe bunny has 50 billion boyfriends?!?!

Yeah but they couldnt save her in the firework

by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022

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Zombie rod

When a male has too many ejaculations in a short period of time. Eventually the glans (mushroom tip) will have a numb and pins and needles feeling. Erections at this point are like soggy macaroni. To rigidity or stiffness happening.

After an afternoon marathon of spanking the ham, I got a bad case of zombie rod.

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023