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Pre-Zoning

A way of saying 'watching porn' in front of your parents
Mum:What are you doing tonight?
Son: Pre-Zoning!
Mum: oh... thats nice...(WTF is that?)
by I cant think of a name to have October 20, 2011
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Brother-Zoning

The act of putting someone in the Brother Zone, a deeper version of the Friend Zone.
Dude - Bro, you should totally date her
Bro - Dude, I can't
Man - Bro, you friend-zoned or something?
Bro - Nah Man, She's Brother-Zoning me

RIP Bro
1997-2018
by THATCARRGUYyt January 28, 2018
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zonish

The most goregeous girl EVERRRR in every single way(even though she might not always think so)!! Zonish is the perfect friend and will always have your back. She is the most fun person to be around and is always positive and kind. Zonish is always there for you and will never let you down no matter what. She is the funniest person ever and is very supportive. She’s always there to help you and to encourage you to reach your goals. Zonish is definitely someone you’d want to keep with you for as long as possible and is also someone you’d regret losing. Zonish is smart and interesting and is always there to cheer you up. She’s a great listener and gives you the best advice. Zonish always puts others before herself and cares about her friends in an amount that you can’t even imagine. Zonish is a great role model overall. Anyone can learn to love Zonish and find the best in her. To make a long story short, Zonish is perfect in her own way with her own style and we all love her so much and we’re so greatful to have her in our lives!!😍🥰🤩🥳😘❤️💖
Zonish is my bff and I love her so much!!
I wish I could be like Zonish.
Zonish is the best periodt! No tampon, no pad!!!!
by Bestie💖 May 16, 2019
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Zonkie

Sexual act where the female gets her salad tossed while using her Lelo clitoral vibrator, resulting in a crescendo of orgasms that leave her in a seizure like post coital state of bliss. Typically followed by a beer and a cig to celebrate what the fuck just happened.
Guy: Sugar, what can I do to you tonight that will blow your mind in bed?
Girl: Well Romeo, have you ever heard of a Zonkie? (As she waves her Lelo in his face and pushes his head towards her ass)
by CABG69 September 16, 2018
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Zonja

Zonja is an amazing person! Someone who is always on the move to catch their dream. Strong, Amazing character, never gives up on anything they love. A great friend to anyone and an awesome puerto rican! They are always laughing and a ton of fun with! :P Zonja is someone that is a role model and can always count on. zonja is someone who is all around good at everything! Usually with dark brown hair who is always beautiful :) def a model!
zonja is someone who is always on the move doing what they love and always following their dreams. A hardworker and def a one of a kind....hard to find :)
by bball player April 27, 2011
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zonki

(jap)
The most important thing in your life.Something that needs sacrifice. Or simply, wooden nutcracker.
"-Zonki! wuzzup?

-Zonki. nothin'

-Zonki."
by Furusato October 26, 2013
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Zoniah

Zoniah Is a Beautiful Girl . She’s very weird and Funny . Somewhat intelligent and makes wrong decisions at some times in life . But nobody’s perfect . Zoniah Is different from most girls . She follows the wrong crowd . But she won’t for long , she’ll eventually become the leader she was meant to be . She’s very flexible and and Stubborn . But don’t we all need that stubborn friend ? She can come iff annoying at first , but take your time and get to know her . It’s be worth it . Especially if It’s Zoniah Jazmyne Gassaway 😉🗣!
Friend : You’re so weird

Zoniah: *does weird dance* I know 🌝💀
by Kxnglexi November 25, 2018
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