Zolton

A god-like being of near immeasurable power, stregth, stamina, intelligence and ego. Hah!

Who would win in a fight: Thor the Thunder God or Zolton the God of Reality?

by Zolton January 8, 2004

Zoloft

Zoloft is the crappiest medication ever! When I took it, I felt crappy and numb. I got switched to celexa and then lexapro which are both way better than that zoloft crap for depression! There were more medications and most got switched around.

Zoloft is the worst medication ever.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021

Zolton

Honourable member, ninja and mighty god to all beings. Also having the ability to destroy and rampage over backstabbers.

I dont dare.. Zolton will get us !

by Moe January 14, 2004

Zolved

To solve a problem by using the Internet.

Puny Human: ohhh snap this screw is stripped WTF do I do?

Jesus Christ: no problem mere mortal I saw an article on lifehacker.com showing how to remove a stripped screw using a rubber band over the tip of your screwdriver!

Puny Human: freaking sweet that worked. Thanks Jesus!

Jesus Christ: Problem ZOLVED!!!!

by Thompsonlive April 30, 2011

Zollo

A devastating insult implying that you're pretty much the worst human being on earth. Zollos evoke an immediate feeling of total disgust within all who encounter them. Also most likely possesses an abhorrent taste in music. Derived from Barstoolsports.com Beats website head blogger Zollo whose posts elicit constant ridicule and have made the word zollo synonymous with pathetic displays of human behavior.

Rob Kardashian is such a zollo.

by donmendigo June 4, 2014

Roman Zolanski

Nicki Minaj's alter-ego, Roman Zolnaski, best know for rapping in "Bottoms Up" and "Roman's Revenge". Has orange hair and wears a black bodysuit.

Person 1: Damn that Nicki Minaj's made up a lot of crazy stuff
Person 2 : Yeah like Roman Zolanski

by let me use my dang pseudonym November 16, 2010

Zollie

A common name in and around Europe. Individuals named Zollie are often charasmatic and charming. Beware of the following: Zollie qualities may be used to the Zollie's advantage; Zollie's are growing gradually in numbers; the name has spread beyond European boarders.

My girlfriend is dating Zollie. Damn that kid is awesome.

by Ralph98644587 March 30, 2008