Zoinks

A word only to be used by the coolest people. Zoinks is used as a substitute for other swears, such as 'whoops' or 'gosh darnit'. It is said that those who use it automatically become saints at heart and gain both godly, and demonic powers. Never mess around with a person, who has stated the word 'Zoinks'. Zoinks can also be used to point out very cool sightings. Zoinker can be used as a gracious and heartfelt compliment, and shows that the person who is saying the word is very sweet and loving, and that they have a huge heart of gold.

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*Accidently powers an hydraulic press and crushes foot* "Oh, zoinks!"
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"Zoinks! Look at that 1000 degree glowing fidget spinner!"
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"Oh you! You're such a Zoinker!"

by BrockIsAnElectricTypeGymLeader May 20, 2018

Zoinks

A phrase used to declare that the almighty God, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers, has marked the listener for death.

God, Shaggy Himself: Zoinks!

You: oh god, no please. I am a loyal subjec—

by LoyalToShaggy<3 January 29, 2019

Zoinks

The last thing you here before shaggy kills you by blinking

"Like zoinks One puch man you made me use 0.0001% of my power"

by Scottscrab March 23, 2019

Zoinks

A sound that someone makes when they are worried.

Zoinks, that guy is eating icecream with his teeth

by Why do you care about who I am April 23, 2019

zoinks

when your weiner farts. kind of like a queef, except for boys...

ew man it stinks, did you zoink?

by Nate M January 12, 2004

throw zoinks

to skeet or blow penis juices from the nut sack out through the penis.

"Oh man, im gonna throw zoinks all over her face."

by DanksNuggz1 January 13, 2009

zoinks

crap for crap

by pip June 17, 2003