zodiac whore

A person who is obsessed with zodiac signs and mainly judges you because of your zodiac sign

example of a zodiac whore

girl:I "HATEE SCORPIO'S THEIR SOOOOO ANNOYINGG!!!"
girl 2:"Virgo's are soo nicee!!"

by glossyrat March 26, 2020

Zodiac Sign

Depending on where the earth is when you're born your personality is influenced by 1 of 12 signs. Zodiac signs aren't meant to be taken seriously, but surprisingly reflect on your actions and behavior, to a certain degree. Everyone is different even if you have the same Zodiac sign. These signs influence, they do not label. For example a Pisces will be influenced by its sign to be very emotional and dreamy, however this person has the ability to choose whether or not they want to go about with these instincts. A Gemini on the other hand, for example, will never share these traits, but might not fit their own sign very well either. It all depends on the individual. This is often why people dismiss zodiac signs as superstitions. Some will match their signs perfectly, some wont. These descriptions are sometimes general and vague but for the most part, correct.

It is said that Zodiac signs determine how old your soul is, with aries being the youngest and pisces being the oldest. Regardless if this is the case or not, it might make it easier for someone to understand them if you think this way. Say a Cancer is the teenager of the Zodiac signs, not all teenagers are exactly the same, but they all usually have the same intentions. For example, dating, sports, getting in trouble, video games, hanging with friends, some will rebel, some wont, ect. Each teenager is different, but their all pretty much on the same boat. This is a great way to think of Zodiac signs, not every Cancer will be the same but just like teenagers, they have similar ways of experiencing life.

by vnvxvnv March 17, 2010

zodi

A true BAD-ASS usually refering to a person with long blonde hair and blue eyes that also change to green. A Zodi is always funny, he will say the right things and hes good with the ladies. If he's at a party he's going to be the first one to get laid. If you ever have an encounter with a zodi BACK THE FUCK OFF!

Zodi Storm Johnson-A God.

by Jimmy Collard June 21, 2008

zodomy

Sodomy performed by a zombie.

We thought the zombies liked us for our brains, but the horny bastards just wanted to zodomize us.

by Kurt Russel April 30, 2005

Capricorn ♑️ (zodiac sign)

Workaholic. Last to leave the office. Strives to be successful and has excellent work ethic. Very loyal and will fight for the right person. Loves to travel new places and explore. Would enjoy living fully self sustainable in an off grid tiny home. Loves both Marvel and DC. Some favorites are certainly gambit and night crawler. Most common birthday is January 14th.

Capricorn ♑️ (zodiac sign) : (noun)10th zodiac sign. There is no better match for a Sagittarius than that of a Capricorn who identifies as a Gemini.

by Joooooorrrdaaaaayyy September 1, 2021

Zodiosexual

When a person is only sexually attracted to a certain zodiac sign.

Joseph: Hey dude! Does that girl ,Jessica, like you?

Mike: Nahh. She doesn't like me. She said she's a zodiosexual.

Joseph: What is a zodiosexual?

Mike: She only likes Scorpios. I'm a Libra.

by Smw4l September 27, 2015

Zodiac Fuck

Recently the dates of each zodiac sign has been changed meaning that most people are now something new. This has led to a universal fucking of everyone who had their old zodiac sign tattooed somewhere on their body.

It was only 4 months ago that Lindsay got her new zodiac tattoo which she was very proud of, unfortunately she is no longer Cancer. A classic case of zodiac fuck.

by Jonan2012 January 15, 2011