zoinked

To be extremely fucked up on pills and/or peelz

GOD! I got a prescription for 75 tabs oh 10mg Percocets, I'M GETTING SO ZOINKED TONGIHT!

by ParisJewemy October 29, 2007

Zoink your noodle

To take someone's virginity.

"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."

by Dwigt July 9, 2019

zwinkling

Someone who is in the drug smoking circle who parks forever on the grass, pipe, glass, bubble, bong, etc, and has to be informed by the next participant in said circle that they are zwinkling on the pipe.

I had to inform Guhlooggulee, that he was zwinkling on the glass, bcuz he was so high and forgot he hadn't passed the pipe yet. "Damnit Guhlooggulee, why you zwinkling on the glass? "

by Anjlanta the Governor August 31, 2023

Zoinks

What Shaggy says when Scooby is suckin on his jenkies but keeps on yoinkin.

Oh zoinks Scooby!

by BodyOdorBlockingPower May 22, 2017

zwinky

it was this weird thing there was an ad for on the side of the page

"look. on the left of the page on myspace..zwinky"

"what is a zwinky? how do we stop them from taking over?"

"You HAVE TO bring a snack to join in the snacking. and let me tell you, it will be snacking of biblical proportions!! So forget about staying at home creating your own FREE Zwinky or fixing the in-take valve on your '57 chevy.. TUESDAY IS ALL ABOUT SNAX!!!"

by david(CONTENTS CREDITED TO SLEAZY MIKE, I JUST PUT IT UP) October 11, 2006

Zoinks

Although some believe that "zoinks" was made popular on the Saturday cartoon show "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?" (1969-1972), it was in fact popularized on "Batman" (1966-1968) as an exclamation of surprise or urgency. Scooby Doo obviously duplicated this nonsensical word in its television series that ran after Batman was cancelled.

Robin after hearing of danger: "Zoinks, Batman!" also used in Batman fight scenes where different sounds are flashed on the screen between blows.

by KingArthurUP June 20, 2012

zink

the fingering god

brad zink

by yeh January 24, 2004