National Beat A Zoophile Day

On December 8th you can beat up any zoophile, and they can't fight back.

National Beat A Zoophile Day
Guy 1: Hey, I'm a zoophile
Guy 2: You have 5 seconds to run.

by SparkieFlake November 27, 2021

Zoophile

A human being that rapes animals claiming to be inlove when it is impossible for the animal to love a human sexually zoophiles are animal rapist please help them help its illegal rape is abuse stop them

Zoophiles everyday:

Disgusting person: im gonna shag my dog cause im disgusting and should die teehee
Dog: running away
Disgusting: stop running away ur teasing me

Dog: scared
Disgusting:* using dog as sex toy*
Dog: traumatized and get less touchy and hides more
Disgusting: getting more pets to use as sex toys

by ...__...me December 16, 2021

Zoophile

someone who is in love with animals like dogs and cats instead of a human being

Son/Daughter: Dad, I'm a zoophile

Dad: Shut the fuck up I wish I left you a long time ago👴

by Daquantavious May 8, 2022

[zoop]

zoop has no definite/specific meaning. It can mean anything you want it to mean as long as it is in a positive way. You can use "zoop" as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, and all those other parts of speech.

hey how'd u do on that test? i think i zooped it up, it was so easy!!

hey wats up zoop?

thats the zoopest looking shirt i have evr seen.

hey you're looking pretty zoop today.

that guy was crazy, he just zooped everyone up in basketball!!

that teacher gave us so much homework. definitely not zoop.

zoop it to the limit!

ZOOP!!! (used as like a greeting or something you can yell out whenever you feel like it)

by King Arthur & [\/\/] Henry January 26, 2009

zhoozh

First defined on the TV show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," to "zhoozh" means to push up with flair.

"After you put on that jacket, zhoozh the sleeves up a bit for added pizazz."

by blahblahginger November 27, 2004

Zoop

Zoop; The words of the gods.
Zoop is usually used in response to someone stroking their ego.
Zoop is a way of life.
Zoop is a way of expression.

Hey, catch this ball or I eat your ass!

*person 1 throws the ball*
Zoop!
*person 2 catches the ball

by LunarToku April 30, 2019

Zoophiles

Zoophiles are sick people that has a sexual attraction to animals. they aren't humans, they are monsters.

zoophiles should be in jail

by Clovxerx February 17, 2022