Zayden 

An amzing smart bootiful girl. she is really thick and everyone wants to smash her. She is funny and amazing and good at lyfe.
ps this doesn't apply to zayden tapia

Yo i want to smash zayden

Zayden by momluver101 April 3, 2018

Zayden 

Zayden, is a beautiful young lady who is creative, seductive, and of course a kween of them all. Don't get on her bad side or else she will bitch slap the hell out of you!

omg you are such a zayden!! yass bich

Zayden by zayyeeyee521 September 12, 2018

Zayden 

If you run into a zayden you will know that he Tries wit you for a minute then one day just gives up on you and what you guys had he is very toxic. you’re there for them but they are never there for you and they hurt you while you’re trying to love them it hurts but it’s true.

i’m done with you zayden
zayden: I really don’t care bye

Zayden by unknown skeptical February 24, 2021

Zayden 

one of the biggest assholes in the world, recommended to kill him, i found this out the hard way :)

man 1: hey what's up
man 2: lol you're noob
man 1: OMG YOURE SUCH A ZAYDEN

Zayden by silentlydying October 9, 2019

Zayden 

Zayden is not just a boys name!! If Zayden is a She, when then you should be very lucky to have her in your life! With a strong little fire side, you know she will be there for you and to make things ok! She will stand up for you and herself!

Zayden felt so mad that people where being rude to her brother, so she saved her brother for the people

Zayden by Havingaboysnamehaha March 24, 2021

Zayden 

A Zayden is usually very short, specifically 5'0. He enjoys egg nog, dried mangoes, and Mark Zuckerberg. He is genuinely scared of officer earl (cloudy with a chance of meatballs). Stay away from anyone named Zayden, his height difference means he is perfectly leveled to punch you in the balls.

Guy 1: yo watch out for that bozo, zayden over there, he has super powers from his mango and he will hit your balls so hard that they pulverize.

Guy 2: don't worry I know his weakness. You just need to run at him like officer earl from cloudy with a chance of meatballs. But it won't work for long he is developing a counter attack, the Roundhouse nut kick.

Zayden by ToeTickler7 December 3, 2022

zayden 

Usually, a guy makes dumb ass decisions that don't go too well in the aftermath

Zayden is so dumb he might die young

zayden by Pokides January 19, 2023