zale

a really cute guy that has an amazing and funny personality. he likes to show you memes every 2 seconds and when he isn’t, he’s normally giving someone a hug. when you meet him, you’ll know instantly you can trust him. that curly hair and cute dimples can fool anyone :)

holy shit is that zale?

fuck yeah it is

zale:*hugs random stranger*

by bluebaby72 January 23, 2019

Zailey

The most beautiful person you will ever meet. She takes are of others and is almost too nice with everyone. She is the most incredible girl you would ever see.

Guy 1: You was that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a real Zailey.

by Lettuceboi September 29, 2020

Crap Zapper

A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.

So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

fun-zapper

zapping away all the fun out of any potentially fun situation.

Alyssa takes fun and zaps it till it doesnt exist, what a fun-zapper.

by bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 May 14, 2011

zaleplon

Zaleplon, is a hypnotic/sleeping pill a.k.a. Sonata. Zaleplon can be snorted for hallucinogenic and euphoric effects.

After snorting thirty milligrams of Zaleplon, i thought my Chinese food was covered in fur.

by Zaleplon December 24, 2007

Zalewski

1. (v.) To repeatedly and pointlessly spam a group of people in a network with information that they already have.

2. (n.) A spam campaign to a group of recipients within a network with information they already have.

1. "I'm going to zalewski the hell out of this memo."

"Man, I got zalewskied something fierce the other day."

2. "Don't pull a zalewski, or they'll come after you with pitchforks and torches."

by King Mob June 10, 2004

Zalen

Noun: The name of a person who is commonly known as the apex of coolness, sexiness and awesomeness combined. It is an extremely rare person who is an honour to be around.

"I'm going to hang out with Zalen today." This is a privilege experienced by a very select group of people.

by Zaaay :P July 14, 2010