to be Zantered

Making someone believe you have something they really really want, making them offer strange and disturbing things to get it, and having a good laugh at their expense.

"What would you do to get my beta account-key, the one I don't really want actually?"
"I'd suck you"
"Hmm, something better.Would you mind letting some guy pull all your teeth?"
"No, not at all, please fetch him right away"

by Vaithes July 18, 2004

zander la cheese lemones

DONT QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY ZANDER GOD

also dont ask for cheese lemones

i liek zander la cheese lemones. he gave me milk

by rice g0d 1337 February 6, 2018

Zander

Chicken nugget lord under oath to the chicken god travis king of the nuggetverse

Zander is good to eat

by KingChickenNugget June 7, 2018

Zander

Synonym for amazing,awesome, astonishing.

Dood you're so fucking Zander!
These chicks boobs were so Zander.

by Ass Cunt December 1, 2006

zander pussy

Cunt of a person. Waste of oxygen that could be used by decent folk. Mothers of zanderpussies usually regret not aborting.

Your son sure turned out to be a zander pussy!

by Hercules102 May 6, 2015

Zaneer

Zaneer is a one of a kind mushroom species and is commonly found with a bunny.

Oh look! It's Zaneer Mushroom and his Bunny!

by chocolatepudding21 May 20, 2009

Zander

An incredibly awesome boyfriend to the luckiest girl in the world. Someone that I've dated since the eighth grade and we're now seniors in high school. There's much more to say about him but then you'd fall for him too. Pretty much, no matter how many dumb bitches try to come in between us, we'll never break up. I could fall in love with this kind of guy.

A.R.- I wish I could date Zander, let me try to steal him from Marilyn.
M.M.- HA good luck dumb bitch.
A.R.- K, I guess I'll just fuck his best friend.

by zamanderlyn September 18, 2011