The Zamboni

A sexual act where the girl is waterboarded and then penetrated from behind while her head is stuck in the freezer so she develops a light glaze of ice on her face.

"Why is the freezer door open?"
"Sorry bro, I was just giving my girl the zamboni"

by OddSexualAct February 2, 2014

Two handed Zamboni

As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands

Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!

by Beauvoirismygirl January 8, 2012

Zambonious

The place at the cottage to get really high and smoke all your dreams away

"hey lets go get high in the zamboobient no its the "zambonious"

by Shipsy January 24, 2008

Zamboxious

to be crazy, reckless, insane, and/or exciting. Also to be weird, or strange, in more of a mental manner.

"I described my mood as zamboxious, as I was feeling quite random and strange."

by Kwishta June 17, 2009

Zamboni Bitty

skanky ass ugly girls (usually, but not only from walkers) that come to the hockey games in skirts even though it's fucking cold, hoping to spread their legs and get ass, but they never get any cause they're ugly.

Mel from Westover#1 Zamboni bittty...the list continues with Westover and Walkers girls
AOF guy 1: Hey whats the temperature in the rink?
AOF guy 2: IDK 45 degrees
AOF guy 1: hahah Check out the fugly Zamboni Bitty from Walkers in her skirt and Uggs
AOF guy 2: Wat a dumb ass
AOF guy 1: I bet i can make her suck my dick...

by LaChicaBonita December 7, 2005

zamboning

Traditional done while sex on the ice moving from one side to other. Although, can be done on smooth while very sweaty.

I took my girlfriend zamboning last night and now I have freezer burn on my ass.

by Trent Cole January 2, 2008

Zamboning

Avoiding doing any actual work while at work. Generally what the person does instead of work is take naps, waking only to smoke cigarettes.

John: Hey Ray, are you and your partner going to get that job done?
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.

by The double eagle May 23, 2013