bet you won't swing

Tellin someone you bet they won't do something, particularily you bet they won't start a fight.

Girl I'm bout to beat his ass!

I bet you won't swing!

by JYahhh December 21, 2009

youwantsomejello

A reference to bill cosby doing the good old fashion jello comercials, to be said in a high pitched weird voice trying to imitate bill cosby

hey did you see that one movie?

response: you want some jello?

by Dick Gamburd May 13, 2005

Youzwong

When you prove to someone on Imgur that they are wrong.

Me: Anyone can post a word to urban dictionary
Tornadosandwich: No they can't mine was rejected.
Me: Youzwong.

by TubbzMcgee January 3, 2019

youzone

The act of taking a shit in the missus cunt then eating it out.

Giles gave his missus a good youzoneing the other night, fresh shit mixed with menstrual blood proved to be delicious and nutritious.

by roof top dung flinger April 6, 2021

Congratulations, you won!

The ultimate insult to your intelligence on the internet.

At best, you've won nothing but an annoying pop-up ad. At worst, if you actually fall for it, you might have just won yourself a virus. Either way, you're not getting that expensive prize you were promised.

Congratulations, you won!! Click here to claim a free iPhone 14!

by Ima Linguist February 21, 2023

youpon

Combination of "you" and "coupon," describing a homemade gift certificate to a significant other for some kind of personal service that you will undertake for them, such as a foot rub, taking out the trash, or taking the other person out to a nice dinner.

Happy anniversary, dear.

Wow, a youpon for you cleaning out the cat boxes for a week!

by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015

You Won't Get Stabbed Tonight

Common phrase issued by recently stabbed individual attempting to express his/her acceptance of the utter ridiculousness of the event, as well as the individuals predilection for raging so insanely hard that such events only serve to further legitimize the incredible rageability of said subject. In a sense, individual is expressing his/her belief that the second-person ("you") will not be able party as excessively or with as little regard for human life, to the extent that there is a possibility of receiving a stab wound.

"You don't think I won't just kill busch lights all day? I got stabbed last night. You won't get stabbed tonight."

by Beans55 January 14, 2009