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and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure
and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure
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It's just easier to call you stupid 

A phrase used when one is tired of an argument where the other party clearly does not understand the explained concept.
Joe: A mile is shorter than a kilometer.

Mike: No it is longer.

Joe: Nuh uh!

Mike: You know, it's just easier to call you stupid.

Once you go Greek, that's all you seek 

When you date a Greek guy/girl and it ends, you still want them even though its over because you cannot resist their Greek charm or their big Greek dick (BGD)
Person 1: "Jennifer can't get over that Greek guy she was with"
Person 2: "Yeah I know, once you go Greek, that's all you seek"

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.
One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

It's the thing you said but at you 

This is exactly why you have to take a hard stand on "mentally retarded people are retarded" See? This is me being correct again.
A literal retard "It's the thing you said but at you! Derrrrrrr!"

Hym "Literally everyone who sees this knows that they are just lying for you and we all know that you're just repeating the things I say as though it does something other than illustrate the fact that you're mentally retarded. A lot of you were crying like a bitch. Some of you did it for several years straight. This is just what happens when you let retards think they are people. I'm not going to forget. They may be willing to pretend for you but I know they are pretending. You know they are pretending. Just like your Jewish incest cult, the ritual is rendered entirely meaningless by the fact that it isn't real. And does it make you any less of a fish-faced cripple? No. Am I still the creator of AI? Yes."

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas 

"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"