yoaster

professional mc gamer

John: yooooo that guy is insane at every aspect of minecraft combat
Me : Must be yoaster then

by 727wysi July 8, 2020

pre-yesterday

The day before yesterday

Tyrone: What the fuck is pre-yesterday?

Shalissa: The day before yesterday.

by Fetch, Betch. October 20, 2017

yeet yote yehet yose

These are different dialects and forms of the verb: to yeet, a very versatile verb that can be used in many situations. For example the word 'yeet' is used to sound politically correct, when talking to someone you want to impress. Yote is the past tense of yeet. Can be used to vividly re-explain an event but you forget what the intended word you wanted to use was so you just replace it with yote. Yehet (pronounced 'ya-het') is actually a k-pop inside joke or sumthin but is also a form of yeet that is more informal like whom vs. who, where whom is yeet and who is yehet. Since it is impossible to remember which one to use, it is the same for yeet vs. yehet. Yose (pronounced 'yohss' or 'yosay') is for 9 year old kids who feel it necessary to make up random forms of the word yeet. (which is exactly what i'm doing) You can say it all together when you've run out of things to say to someone. It's a fantastic conversation starter.

Yeet: I yeet the water bottle over the fence.
Yote: I yoted the water bottle over the fence.
Yehet: So then all of a sudden I YEHETED it over-or is it yoted?
Yose: OMG thats sooooo yoseee

Person: Dude, that doesn't even make sense
yeet yote yehet yose: Person #1 Soo umm yeahh..

Person #2 ...

Person #1 ... (sweating profusely)

Person #1: Uhh... yeet yote yehet yose ...!

by kandeekane23 February 4, 2019

Dr. Yesterday

Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.

Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...

by Bangboy February 6, 2010

Yosef

Absolute sex god. Man with many wives. All the ladies flock to him but he stays cool, calm, and collected.

“Damn Yosef, you got all the hoes”
“Chill, vibe”

by Skelot JR. February 1, 2019

Yesterday pants

The pants you wore yesterday, also the first place to check when you can't find your keys,wallet or cell phone.

Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.

by captainaverage July 9, 2010

Yostee

A word for a younger sibling that will often falsely accuse their older siblings for either actions they did, or actions that the older sibling simply did not do, and will either always get away with it, or you (the reader) will get punished for it.

I keep getting yosteed by my brother, he’s so annoying.

by ChillJammyTheEpic April 27, 2019