Yoga 

Coded word to often cheat on your S/o

"Honey I'm gonna go do my yoga"

Yoga by 7237272882me August 3, 2024

yoga brain 

a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class

I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga brain from my evening class.

yoga brain by Doctor Science November 29, 2010

yoga mind

synonym of yoga brain

noun. a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class

I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga mind from my evening class! You look gorgeous!

yoga mind by Doctor Science December 2, 2010

Yoga Pants 

Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.

"Damn when did Jillian get an ass".
"She doesn't, its just the yoga pants".

Yoga Pants by Effing Dbag October 4, 2010

yoga drunk 

The blissful, detached state on mind a person temporarily experiences after a good yoga practice, particularly a challenging one. Symptoms include smiling, walking slowly, and forgetting where you parked.

Wow, I'm so yoga drunk after that class, that I left my water bottle in the bathroom, and I can't find my shoes!

yoga drunk by Finger Lakes Yoga Festival June 23, 2011

Yoga Pants 

That thing white girls use to make their ass bigger.

claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls
Rarely, RARELY used for yoga

Sometimes see-through (lululemon)

GIRLS: "I wear Yoga Pants all the time They're sooooooooo comfortable!!!!!"
REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"

Yoga Pants by Cluero May 26, 2015

yoga pants 

a push-up bra but for your butt

Guy 1: "Dude look at dat booty"
Guy 2: "Nah man it's just da yoga pants"

yoga pants by Johanna Barret February 8, 2014