The blissful, detached state on mind a person temporarily experiences after a good yoga practice, particularly a challenging one. Symptoms include smiling, walking slowly, and forgetting where you parked.

Wow, I'm so yoga drunk after that class, that I left my water bottle in the bathroom, and I can't find my shoes!

yoga drunk by Finger Lakes Yoga Festival June 23, 2011

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Yoga Pants

That thing white girls use to make their ass bigger.

claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls
Rarely, RARELY used for yoga

Sometimes see-through (lululemon)

GIRLS: "I wear Yoga Pants all the time They're sooooooooo comfortable!!!!!"
REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"

Yoga Pants by Cluero May 26, 2015

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yoga pants

a push-up bra but for your butt

Guy 1: "Dude look at dat booty"
Guy 2: "Nah man it's just da yoga pants"

yoga pants by Johanna Barret February 8, 2014

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