Yodaism

The belief that baby Yoda is the one true god, and that he will one day come down to earth and save mankind.

I don't really get Christianity. Personally, I'm more into Yodaism.

by Solar Shift December 24, 2019

Yogaitup

Yogaitup(Yo-get-up)-To Hang out with an achieved level of epicness as to surpass that of any typical description.

Yogait-The hightened state of enjoyment experienced when a group proceeds to Yogaitup.

The Neutrals know nothing if not how to Yogaitup.

Hey Ly we should all get together and Yogaitup.

by KGneutral March 7, 2012

Yonair

A name for a male who masturbates to pictures of Emma Watson. Typically is Jewish, Mexican and mows lawns to get turned on.

Dammit Yonair, stop trying to sleep with my sister.

by Country-bank_africa April 23, 2015

Yoboi_PK 11

1) Cringyest Youtuber ever
2) Shorter than guerindude1 (caught Andrew Donnodio’s shortness disease)

3) Why am I writing this

Person 1: Did you watch Yoboi_PK 11’s new video
Person 2: yeah it was terrible

by VT Steals April 22, 2019

Yowaimo

‘Datte kimi, yowaimo’ or just ‘yowaimo’ meaning ‘(since/because) you’re weak’; the full phrase being ‘Daijoubu deshou. Datte kimi, yowaimon’(大丈夫でしょう だって君、弱いもん)is the audial epitome of much of the Western JJK(Jujutsu Kaisen) anime internet fandom’s stan culture surrounding Gojo Satoru, one of the main characters and the main trio’s sensei(‘western’ because ‘yowaimo’ isn’t actually the correct romaji spelling- it really being ‘yowaimon’, (‘mon’, or もん, being the shortened version of ‘mono’,もの, used as a way to emphasise a phrase) as many believe it to be an especially drool inducing moment from Gojo, due to the context of him saying it to an, at that moment, helpless opponent due to the insurmountable difference in power between them. Coupled with the teasing/ playful inflections and voice crack that can be heard in it’s saying, it appeals to many of the -particularly female- audience’s fantasies.

Person 1:“Satoru my beloved! I want him to ‘yowaImO’ me and spit in my face! I’d literally beg him to I don’t care about my dignity girl’s got priorities-!”
Person 2: “Bruh I’d tell you to calm down but honestly same. I just set it to my alarm clock yesterday so I’ll eternally be reminded about my position in the sexiness hierarchy”
Person 3: “Hey you guys know it’s actually ‘yowaimon’, right? Like, with an ‘n’. I saw it in yt comments yesterday”
Person 1: “…huh? I didn’t hear any ‘n’?”

by Toilet Shitter August 15, 2022

Youain'ttakinmenowhereyouhonkybitch!

1.) See the Forbidden Zone.

1.) "That's it mister, you're going to the principles office!"

'You ain't takin' me nowhere you honky bitch!'

by jerrett March 30, 2005

Yobi

A slang used by gangsters to say marijuana

Yo foo, lets go smoke some yobi

by makemefly123 April 13, 2010