Yakelbender

A person who really knows to to bend one's yakels. Sometimes...there's too much yakeling and not enough bending.
A politically correct term, when ballbreaker is unacceptable.
Nut Cracker?

As a customer, Mrs. Berman was a real yakelbender. She yakeled about the price and she bended about the color. But in the end, she bought. A sofa and a loveseat.

by The Big Girl October 12, 2009

Yokelversity

A shitty university in midwestern America. Usually, only local indbred retards go there. Their graduation rates are near zero, their acceptance rate is close to 100%, and their students are all entirely autistic.

No, I don't want to go to Wichita State Yokelversity. I have higher standards for myself.

by Awwwww yisssss March 1, 2017

Yeelon

God awful human Npc lookin like a Dorito outta a Stephen King movie on crack

“Yeelon you’re garbage bro.”

“Bro imma kill you Yeelon, Get over her bozo.”

by Mister Dinosaurus February 9, 2023

Luke yakelashek

Luke yakelashek is a total God everyone loves him especially your mom hes smart and funny as hell and especially a hottie. All around he is my best friend

From Luke Murdock

Awe man, my mom just left the house

Ya shes at Luke yakelasheks house

by Yerdamindababy April 12, 2019

Yokel

a farmer type bum.. often called "Cletus" (Character from The Simpsons)

The Yokel Says, "Hey Ma, The rain is here!"

Ryan W or Cletus is a full dang yokel! dang right!

by ryan walsh May 3, 2005

Yokeland

to guzzle less or more of the bottom half of a alcoholic beverage until its empty. To chug liquor without stopping.

me and my homeboy had a competitive bet on who could get to yokeland first

by ILL Vinny SJC November 4, 2010

Slack-jawed yokel

«Most folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk’ll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel»

«Most folk’ll never loose a toe, but then again some folk’ll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel»

by KingBlorp November 5, 2019