Year 7s

There are 2 types of year 7s:
- The nice ones that are usually scared of the older ones and will say sorry all the time (You don’t get a lot of these anymore)
- Tiny ass cunts that try to act like roadmen. Straight up bitches and have no respect for you. (The shorter they are the ruder they get)

Move man you’re in the fucking way
Bitch shut the fuck up before I knock you and your midget self

I hate year 7s

by Suckurmummmmmmmm October 15, 2019

Year 4

A student in Primary School who is bratty, disrespectful and spoiled. They somehow manage to have installed every social media app known to the world onto their Iphone 11 pros and seem to think that they are superior to the rest of the population. They are also known as the year 7s of primary school

Person 1: You're such a Year 4
Year 4: I know you are but what am I?
Other year fours: Buuuuuurrrrrrnnnnnn they got you so good, that was the best insult i've seen in years, omg you're so creative I wish I could've thought of an insult like that

by lalitamississippi April 19, 2020

new year's toast

This is a prediction that some person or group will meet with bad luck during the coming year.

The way they are losing money that company will be new year's toast!

by I, Wreckerrr December 27, 2020

first year

Apparently, the new politically correct way at several institutes of higher learning to refer to entities previously known as freshmen.

Steven: That red-headed freshman is so hot! I'm totally going to get that bitch drunk and bone her tomorrow night!
Greg: Really, Steven, I'm ashamed of your uncouth behavior -- the polite way of speaking about such an individual dictates that we use the term "first year."

by Thomas Sartorius May 8, 2008

New Year's Gong

Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.

"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."

"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."

by Donkey Punching Queen February 18, 2012

16 year cycle

When a "girl" gets pregnant too soon at 16, the girls mum is 32 and the grandmother is 48. The phenonomen, unfortunately for modern society at large, occurs in deprived and sometimes isolated areas of a nation where sexual education is low or non-existent. The consequences to the individual are massive. History repeats itself.

16 year cycle - definition: Joe was doing really well for the high school basketball team, training hard. But man didn't y'all hear he got his girl Eva pregnant and now he's gotta stick with his factory job to support the bambino on the way. Career over before it started! Man, you have to feel the pain with him! Its like that "Specials song, - too much too young"!

by Marco Polus June 16, 2018

Current Year Fallacy

The Current Year Fallacy refers to any argument of flawed logic (also known as a fallacy) that attempts to use ‘the current year’ as a reason to push any given political, or social, reform.

‘Come on, it’s 2015!’-John Oliver (An example by prominent talk show host John Oliver using the Current Year Fallacy)

by shane_the_killer May 6, 2018