Year 2020

A piece of shite

How do I say shite with out swearing
Say year 2020

by Elevans April 19, 2020

New Year's Resolution Warrior

Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.

I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.

by DR. DISTRUCTO January 4, 2012

spin a yarn

To tell a wild story.

To tell a bullshit story.

The children would listen to the storyteller spin a yarn about giant ants living under the school.

The great storyteller Aesop told fables that were total crap.

by peckerwould September 20, 2010

lovers yearning

A longing between two people in love with each other. The overwhelming urge to hear, touch, or see one another. An emotional and/or physical desire to be with the one you love.

She exhibits a lovers yearning towards him.
He and she have a lovers yearning for each other.

by Kaiti-ness November 21, 2007

19 Year Old

The offical term for a Pewdiepie subscriber as of November 20, 2019. Officially declared in the video “Morgz is CANCELLED”.

Pewdiepie: You are no longer 9 year olds, now your all 19 year olds.

by TheRealJorden December 8, 2019

Queen For a Year

Used to describe a situation where a female displays an attitude that does not correspond to her level of hotness due to the fact that she is "work hot". This is derived from situations in the military where females will be deployed overseas where there are significantly fewer women (let alone hot ones) and she is thus more desireable, allowing her to act in a manner usually only managed by hot women.

soldier 1 (in Iraq): "Why is Lisa walking around like her shit don't stink?"
soldier 2 (in Iraq): "Dude, it's 10% chicks here, she's Queen For a Year."

by Cav Trooper March 26, 2008

Year 7s

There are 2 types of year 7s:
- The nice ones that are usually scared of the older ones and will say sorry all the time (You don’t get a lot of these anymore)
- Tiny ass cunts that try to act like roadmen. Straight up bitches and have no respect for you. (The shorter they are the ruder they get)

Move man you’re in the fucking way
Bitch shut the fuck up before I knock you and your midget self

I hate year 7s

by Suckurmummmmmmmm October 15, 2019