Yappitoff

A novel and humane electronic device that when pointed at the neighborhood dog will silence the little yapper for up to six hours at a time.

I’m really not sure how Yappitoff works, but in the push of a button the yapping little monster next door is suddenly just sitting there smiling this super weird smile - and it lasts long enough for us to get some sleep!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2021

Yuppie Whining

Whining that escapes from the mouths of yuppies that is so absurd that it makes regular people cringe.

I feel really bad; I launched into a fit of yuppie whining today in front of my secretary. She totally doesn't care if the satellite radio in my BMW isn't working and I am stuck listening to FM.

by ImNotReallyAWaitress July 30, 2010

yappaholic

Slang for a person who is addicted to hearing their dogs yapping all the time.

Our neighbor is a straight-up yappaholic, we call her the yaptard.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021

yapper enablers

The hostile folks who gleefully set the stage for their endlessly annoying yapping canines to drive others to fits of screaming.

Yup, yapper enablers are not just lazy and irresponsible, they actually get off on having their dogs communicate “fuck you” to their neighbors for them.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021

diplomatic yampion

A diplomatic yampion is a yampion that has committed sexual assault and/or rape.

In a pedophile ring, a diplomatic yampion is of higher rank than a yampion, but is of a lower rank than a tactical yampion.

I’ve heard that man is a diplomatic yampion.

by 01111010 01100101 01110010 011 January 1, 2020

fantasy yapper sniper

A fantasy persona you adopt in your mind as a defensive response to a neighborhood dog who yaps continuously even while you attempt to sleep.

Yes officer, you have caught me red-handed, I am in fact the savior of our neighborhood, the fantasy yapper sniper!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2021

yappa

known as a gun, pistol, etc.

Ima put this yappa behind his ear.

by mark tomko May 29, 2008