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Yoyo

a god-like, absolute chad/messiah, academically speaking, in your school

someone who has succeeded in every standardized exam known to man in his life.

In the context of an IB school, he the kind of person who takes 4 HL courses while you are still whining about one of your SL courses being too hard. He mocks the mediocrity of AAHL math, sighs at the outrageous simplicity of Econ HL, and is appalled by the cruel fact that quantum physics is not considered a regular course for IB students.

At times Yoyo's humility would simply be overshadowed by his unbelievable achievement like an elephant in the room.

This looks like while all of you are begging for slight increments in your predicted grades and using college compass to calculate if you can get into usnews top 30 or G5 UK schools, scrambling over your pathetic college essays over the night before ED 1's deadline, and wondering if you could ever reach your heavily inflated predicted scores in the final IB exam, Yoyo has already secured a seat in the one of Ivy leagues/ Oxbridge's academic hall of fame and would likely start teaching as a life-long professor after the summer of Grade 12.

Yoyo's presence shatters the dimension of rationality, he might act humble enough to become almost invisible in your petty life at school, for Yoyo is no Mr. Popularity; but Yoyo will ultimately be the person riding his holy beast through the gates of Valhalla while watching the rest of the mortals struggle their heads above the water.
Student 1: Hey yoyo, are you okay? why do you look depressed?
Yoyo: I feel like my high school life is a failure

Student 2: Why tho?
Yoyo: I should've gone for 5 HLs, if not 6, or I should've appealed IB for 7 HLs but they won't let me
Student 1: guess I should've redone GCSE
Student 2: I should've never been born
by ebay with a T October 9, 2022
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Yoyo

Drake said YOLO and I say YOYO. Youre Only Young Once that's my mothaf*ckin motto.
*skydiving* YOYO
*Rock Climbing* YOYO
*Rager* YOYO
by YoyoGg July 23, 2012
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yoyo

acronym for "You're only young once"
like yolo, but different
"are you seriously going to pull an all-nighter for fun?"
"yoyo"
by yoyobitches September 29, 2012
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Yoyo

A slang word for car.

It originates from rhyming slang, as Yoyo Ma rhymes with car.
Robson: Hey, Deborah, have you seen my yoyo?

Deborah: No, sorry, but I did see the back seat.
by technology212 April 8, 2010
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KMAG YOYO

A-list Actor Storms Off Set; Tells Director: KMAG YOYO!
by wordsmitten11 December 13, 2010
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yoyo inspector

a psychologist, psychiatrist, psychiatric social worker or anyone employed in the mental health field who counsels anyone with a psychiatric diagnosis or emotional problem.
According to my yoyo inspector, diabetes and chronic pain can cause depression.
by Ruby Slippers February 18, 2010
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yoyo dozing

The practice of bouncing, much like a yoyo, into and out of sleep. A yoyo dozer wakes quickly, and goes back to sleep just as quickly. It can be a way to pass time if bored, but yoyo dozing can sometimes leave you feeling dazed, sleepy, and oddly tired once you get up.
"Either sleep or get up, stop yoyo dozing."
by defiantdefiner April 13, 2010
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