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pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.
(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?
by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017
mugGet the pimping your kidmug.

national prank your kid

¨THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE¨
kid: OMG AHH
haha i lied its !!national prank your kid DAY!!
by arararyayay May 11, 2023
mugGet the national prank your kidmug.

For your kids

No, not for your kids. I don't not need to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for your kids. I don't need your appreciation. I need to not be sacrificed for your kids. That is what I need.
Hym "So if you want to do something for your kids... Get me my money. Stop doing this to people. And know that the higher you get in any hierarchy... The less you have to give a shit about the children of the peasants... Because if you care about their children... I... Can do something like this in response to you stealing my shit and trying to lock me in an echo chamber, a literal psychic prison made of retards. They do not care about your kids. There is literally no way for them to guarantee that people aren't going to crash your plane into the ground if I do not tell them not to... And I am NEVER going to tell them not to from the inside of an echo chamber... What they have been trying to do is decrease the morale of 'my supporters' but it isn't going to work because I DON'T HAVE SUPPORTS. Anyone claiming to support me is just trying to herd the people who would listen to me for themselves. This is evidenced by the fact that they are not on my doorstep right now with the credit and the money."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
mugGet the For your kidsmug.

im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him
im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!
by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019
mugGet the im your dad kidmug.

feed your kids

Slur.Normaly Thrown at Liverpool fans as a retort when the said Liverpool fan says something the other fan or fans didn't like. A dig at poverty and the food bank outside Anfield. Abhorrent behaviour.
You don't know what you're talking about, Jordon Henderson has never been a good footballer. Just feed your kids man
by Kookyflukes February 23, 2021
mugGet the feed your kidsmug.

Holding your kids hostage

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
mugGet the Holding your kids hostagemug.

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