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yogurt

a fat and chubby cat. if you see someone or someTHING named yogurt, eat it. it's probably yucky though. yogurt is a kitty and he is chubby and fat. if you see a cat that looks like it should be in a boy band, name it yogurt. YOGI MASTER YAS! babushka :)
Lily: Who is that lil fatty?

Giana: That is YOGURT! Don't lose him, or he'll die. He's dumb and fat. His weight will probably pull down while he's walking around.

Lily: He's a cutie! Can I have him?

Giana: ...NO HE'S MINE YOU JERK

Lily runs away crying.

Lily: I want yogurt!
by addsthebads2789 February 8, 2021
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"omg yogurt" more like Yag art
by Bri is h February 25, 2021
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K1: I hate yogurt!
by Yogurt2237 June 19, 2021
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"Hey, I just downloaded this game called FartKnit today! Want to play it with me?"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 1, 2021
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Very good for you, healthy, and nutritious. Anyone who thinks yogurt is bacteria is a fucking gooofball.
Yogurt is so good for you man!
by Carbrajeddyl September 6, 2021
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(adj)
of a person, someone who is easy to deal with, does not present much of a challenge, a pushover.
Teru is just a yogurt and not a top-of-the-line Yokozuna!
by JohnnySabu May 14, 2022
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mommy why is there yogurt on your bed
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 16, 2023
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