xmas

a shorter version of the word Christmas . criticized for it's shortness and the removal of the word Christ . using it when a priest is around is not recommended .

uncool Frank : this Xmas will be bitchin' .

Peter the uptight catholic : May the Lord murder you and your family , my son .

by Bruce008 December 26, 2010

Xmas

Xmax is a bit like Christmas, but not religious. It is the Xtreme version of Christmas and is way cooler.

Merry Xmas everyone, :P

by Coolio Russell December 25, 2010

xmas spam

same as emas, but more than one, and less interesting

"merry christmas. win a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorder"

by schinter January 1, 2005

xmas

Word that overly sensitive non-Christian people use to take the prefix "Christ" out of Christmas. That would be like Christians referring to Hanukkah as x-ukkah, or saying x-dha instead of Buddha. It's pretty stupid and people should just use the correct term. No one says you have to believe in order to write or pronounce an important holiday for a certian group of people correctly.

You're invited to an x-mas party at my place in mid-town.
how about...
You're invited to a Christams party at my place in mid-town.
or better yet..
You're invited to a holiday party at my place..

by observant December 1, 2004

Xmas

A term for Christmas used by strippers and lazy-ass punks.

Tina: Don't you love Xmas

Bill: You must be a stripper.
Tina: Dafuq

by OshyJosh December 9, 2018

xmas

How stupid and illiterate people, as well as anyone texting who thinks they are being cute or cool or even attempting brevity spell "Christmas."

Teacher to student: "You failed the spelling test because you spelled 'Christmas' 'xmas', you fidiot."

by Echo 1 Romeo September 11, 2016

xmas

what non religious "christians" celebrate. People who are only in it for the presents celebrate xmas. Real christians celebrate christmas. Christmas is for christian people. Everyone who celebrates xmas is a holiday stealer, because they don't even understand christmas and they're stealing it from the christian people.

-Christmas is my favorite holiday!
-U don't celebrate you stupid holiday stealer! U celebrate xmas.

by dirty little secret December 19, 2005