Wump

Psychic violation

I brought a Wump to the business meeting to read the room.

by nARkwS& July 23, 2022

Wumping

When a little baby moves their arms and legs simultaneously when they’re excited.

Look, Lauren’s wumping because she saw her favourite toy!

by R. Falangey December 30, 2018

Wump

A forceful, often clunky or unwieldy, movement, used to describe actions with weight.

*getting ready for a fight* “alright, you ready for a good wumpin’? Get ready for the haymaker!” *wumps you on the head*

“Could you please keep it down in there!? I can hear you wumping around your room and it’s driving me insane!”

by Zizoman123 July 9, 2021

Wump

N. A house cat.

V. Someone or something that behaves like a house cat.

See also wumpy, or wumpus, or wumpette

Look at that wump. He's so wumpy

by dudemcdudebrobrobro November 6, 2018

Wump

A Wump is a combination of Wonk and Lump.

Sydney: Damn Rick those cookies are all wump.

by Wumplord August 1, 2017

tubby-wump-um

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.

by Fokencio_Yokahu June 3, 2018

wump wump

When you wank inside your pants and don't wash your penis, you penis starts smelling real bad. That smell, is called the wump wump smell.

Man. I couldn't get that wump wumpoff Me dick for 3 days.

by Ary130904 March 29, 2018