wonchop

A monkey man. Very good at handling artillery. Not good at math(s)

Wonchop shoot yo ass

by Wonchop November 7, 2004

wonchon

lying bastard

That wonchon, he got me again.

by tubby October 29, 2003

wouches

The disease of an infected clam. If this infected clam bites a human, they then catch AIDS.

"Oh no hunnie, our clam is infected with Wouches!" shouts my mum, Oibaf.

"Nooo! It has just bitten me and now I can feel AIDS running down my veins and into my ass." said Fabio, my Dad.

by MyMumEatsCheese. March 3, 2011

Wonch

Similar to a schlong. About the same length and girth.

Shooz look at the wonch on him!

by pwnagemaster69 September 23, 2011

wunch

English VERB. Portmanteau made from 'wrinkle' and 'bunch', wunch means what happens to material when someone moves about on it, bunching it up, pulling on it, and leaving wrinkles. Hair, sheets, dresses, curtains, and so on can be 'wunched'. Has the same sound as 'wonder'. Rhymes with PUNCH and CRUNCH.

NOT related to the collective plural word for a group of bankers: a '(wunch (rhymes with bunch) of bankers'
NOT related to wunsch which is German.

'You can't wear that, it's all wunched!'
Dang it, I ironed those sheets and he's wunched them all up.
'OW! Don't lie on my hair, you're wunching it!'

by Hiril nos Mornnawar May 18, 2010

woinch

Someone who is held in contempt for any reason whatsoever.

"You woinch."

by justmcgrat July 14, 2003

Wonch

To be a wonch is to be a person who looks like wilbur soot but gay and they reply with "i-" and "your mom" alot after theyve been insulted, such as being called gay, or wonchbur soot.

"Wow man youre being a real wonch right now."
"I-"

by Megalpha November 20, 2020