Sporty Woozle

Part of Winnie the Pooh's Heffalumps and Woozles

The Sporty Woozle is from a Pooh video game and looks like a dog

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

woonee

The piece of a unicorn's horn that comes detatched from the rest of the horn, floating around and stabbing innocent babies, squirrels, and bunnies. If captured, the woonee can be eaten to give the eater the ability to fly, and become magical. If a human is stabbed by a woonee, they will turn into a vacuum cleaner

A person who dedicates their life to capturing woonees is called a zabidifier

Bill: "OMG DUDE YOU'RE FLYING!"
Larry: "YEAH I KNOW! I JUST ATE A WOONEE!!

The population of vacuum cleaners dramatically rose after the woonees infiltrated New york city

by wooneeeater http://flic.kr/p/ July 18, 2011

hephalumps and woozles

A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle

Winnie had just dropped his third tab of acid when he started to see hephalumps and woozles.

by Dutch May 1, 2003

the woozle

the act of cleaning yourself off after sex with your mates pillow.

i came home to find that i had been woozled!! the woozle stuck again!

by the woolze bitch January 30, 2010

Woozle

A seedy, weedy, doughy man. Often seen fraternizing with hephalumps, the woozle is weak-willed and easily abused by hephalumps and others.

Look at that woozle! I bet he's off to be defiled by his treacherous hephalump of a girlfriend.

by Mr. Not Very Fantastic March 15, 2009

woozle

(verb) to fossick purposefully and with enthusiasm, head down tail up

We woozled through the second-hand bookshop for hours

by Tim Brosnahan January 5, 2007

woozer

1a cooler and funkier way of the word loser.2a guy that CONFUSES people and assumes that people would automatically know what he meant by "2:00".3The person that lost the art pad battle because he sucks balls!
4Word developed wen a funky fresh chick named Diane, made a typo and combine weezer and loser together..because she loves woozer and thinks of them 24/7..but was trying to dis somone and out came woozer!

1Nick is such a woozer, that he spells his name Nik instead of Nick to make it look cooler.

by DIANE (: April 20, 2005