woolly mammuff

A hairy vagina. A fluffy flange. A shaggy clunge. A bushy axe wound. A bewhiskered cunt. Fuzzy Flaps. A furry beaver. A bearded poonani.

"Was it a clean shave, Luke?"
"Nah bruv, it was a woolly mammuff."

by DefoNotRob January 4, 2017

Woolly caterpillar

A small white penis or black penis but never an Asian penis surrounded by lots of very dark pubic care that has lots of come in and it is very very attractive and most women find woolly caterpillars a real turn on and want them inside of their bodies so they can come and The woolly Catapillar's will cum and everybody comes and comes and comes.

She wanted to lick the woolly caterpillar , but she couldn't because there was too much hair

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Woolly Frube

The act of having intercourse with a sheep whilst wearing a condom then, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed leaving the condom inside and the remaining semen is sucked from the condom while it remains inside the sheep, much a like a frube yoghurt.

Wow did you see the backside on that ewe? I’d give that a woolly frube any day!

by BevisButcher March 26, 2021

A Wooleyhead

A bitch fit of monumental proportions. Often associated with sexually frustrated millennial types engineer type buckrakers who fail to take responsibility for their actions and behaviours.

‘Dude, you’re being a Wooleyhead’, said Simon, as David threw a tantrum and threw his favourite spanner across the shed.

by Geoff knows August 8, 2020

Woodley

1. Old, ratchet, or in need of updating
2. Very cold- usually referring to water temperature
3. Restless kids full of energy
4. On fire

1. “Your house is so woodley, it doesn’t even have a working toilet”
2. “omg the showers are woodley cold!”
3. “That kid needs to chill” “He’s a woodley kid, you wouldn’t understand”
4. “Wow that 100 back killed me, my legs are totally woodley”

by Måłīâ June 13, 2019

chocolate woolly mammoth

A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her

For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.

by Wangcaster September 19, 2009

Woolly Adelgid

A sexual act that consists of one individual using his/her fingers to stimulate a female's genitalia while they inspect a large number of acorns from an Eastern Hemlock tree. Preferably performed in a semi-public area, such as in a city park, arboretum, or in the back of a biology lab.

Guy 1: Those two kids have been inspecting acorns back there for a while! They must really love the environment.

Guy 2: Nah dude, he's just giving her the ol' Woolly Adelgid. Classic.

by dirtyjobs August 1, 2011