Woodchipper

When a girl gives you head and he mouth isn't open all the way thus having her teeth scrape against your wood.

Dude,I was getting some head but then she gave me a woodchipper.

by Red-Raven June 25, 2004

testing the woodchipper

Anal sex.

He was testing the woodchipper.

by MantarayViper March 5, 2017

backend woodchopper

Backend woodchopper is like a wood cutting factory that chops wood but instead is used as a synonym for pooping

Dude the other day my backend woodchopper was malfunctioning and a log got stuck

by Waffle_taco927 July 22, 2019

the louisville woodchipper

When you are tossing salad on a chick and she begins to a drop a deuce, you take it all in, chew it up, and spit it back out on her belly. Can be topped off with some splooge as well.

Yeah man, there I was tossing her salad when all of a sudden she sharted. I was feeling pretty frisky that night so i went ahead and gave her the Louisville Woodchipper

by mr bobbbb January 23, 2014

woodchip

v. To "plow through" staff resources, essentially whittling them down until there's nothing left but a pile of mulch.

"Looks like bossman woodchipped another project manager - gone in less than 3 months, time to call the recruiters again for the next victim"

by anon-fo-sheezy March 10, 2007

Woodhippie

a country boy in need of a haircut, with a pick-up truck, who smokes cigarettes, wear carharts, carries a cooler of keystone; and thinks this is sexy.

I went to a dive last week and it was full of woodhippie's

by Murryvm April 21, 2010

Woodchipped

To be drunk or stoned in a place surrounded by woodchips; most likely a playground.

"Dude, I just fell off the swing. I'm so woodchipped..."

by Gin rummy August 4, 2007