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The Reverse Woodchipper

Also called "the Jacob," this term describes when a woman or gay man fists a man up the asshole so far that he farts blood on the fister's face.
Finn was covered in blood because she gave Jacob The Reverse Woodchipper.
by Kingdom winning June 14, 2011
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Woodchipper

When a girl gives you head and he mouth isn't open all the way thus having her teeth scrape against your wood.
Dude,I was getting some head but then she gave me a woodchipper.
by Red-Raven June 25, 2004
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360 Wood Chop

1.) When, after sexual intercourse, the male jumps in the air and does a 360 spin and slaps the female's vagina with full force upon landing
2.) When a lumberjack takes his axe and jumps in the air, completing a 360 degree spin and successfully chops a log/tree
3.) When you continually spin while jacking off
I preformed a 360 wood chop on your mom last night!
by PlanX December 5, 2010
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backend woodchopper

Backend woodchopper is like a wood cutting factory that chops wood but instead is used as a synonym for pooping
Dude the other day my backend woodchopper was malfunctioning and a log got stuck
by Waffle_taco927 July 22, 2019
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woodchapling

A young kid with a big dick and bushy eyebrows.
Milf- That (woodchapling) over there has a big rod.
by Ezra Chapman February 23, 2018
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testing the woodchipper

He was testing the woodchipper.
by MantarayViper March 5, 2017
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the louisville woodchipper

When you are tossing salad on a chick and she begins to a drop a deuce, you take it all in, chew it up, and spit it back out on her belly. Can be topped off with some splooge as well.
Yeah man, there I was tossing her salad when all of a sudden she sharted. I was feeling pretty frisky that night so i went ahead and gave her the Louisville Woodchipper
by mr bobbbb January 23, 2014
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