wonky

to not work properly, to be out of sorts

my computer went wonky today.
After drinking I felt a bit wonky

by Michael McGinty March 6, 2003

wonky leg

While scratching your dog's tummy, one of the back legs starts jerking uncontrollably ~

Chloe loves when I scratch her tummy, but, oh my, she sure does get wonky leg!

by cyndeejoy July 8, 2011

Wonky eye

an eye that wanders or doesn't look in the same direction as the other

That girl has a wonky eye. Where is she really looking?

by anm4a June 28, 2004

wonky

Another word for ketamine or the feeling of being ketimised

i should have done that bump before we even got in the club i am now wonky as fuck *proceeds to fall over*

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

wonky eyed shit cunt

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

by Big Worm August 12, 2008

wonky

askew, crooked, not quite right, oddly misshapen...in other words, down right broken and weird. anything that seems outta sorts or retarded, up to and including smells, sounds, gestures & physical deformities.

you sure are acting wonky.

(insert name here)'s grotesquely wonky face frightens the small children.

what's that wonky smell coming from your butt?

by lancee November 22, 2007

Wonky-eyed

Having one eye that looks different,does not shut all the way ,or does not follow the other eye.

Alternative meaning- Seeing double after too much consumption of alcohol.

That wonky- eyed girl over there keeps checking me out!

Kelly was seeing all wonky-eyed after finishing two bottles of wine.

by Amby1986 October 17, 2010