CHEESE WONKER

a "CHEESE WONKER" is a small, invisible, evil creature that make bombs out of snow and whale parts! they call them selfs eskimos so you dont think thier evil! they have pet snakes called jon without the "H" and work for the evil spork people from planet 13!

that guy is such a "CHEESE WONKER", he clearly needs to jump off a bridge!

by DAVID KAVANAGH July 16, 2008

Willy Wonker

A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.

“You willy wonker! You small Dick”

by DILDO BAGGINZ January 2, 2018

Willis wonker

Annoying person with a lot of attitude

Alex is such a Willis wonker today for no reason

by Chiefs2020 March 24, 2025

Willie wonker

An annoying person who is being really stupid

That lady is being such a Willie wonker to me.

by Chiefs2020 April 4, 2025

Wonker

Someone who is sexually attracted to candy (related to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Willy Wonka)

Wow, that boy Charlie is a real Wonker!

by Bloopi March 1, 2018

wonker nugget

A person who is ridiculous and deserves to be called names

A delicious food made by tiny Mexicans that tastes as good as Gods tears

Oh my gosh KG, I cannot believe you think you are cooler than me! You can be such a wonker nugget sometimes.

by creater of wonker nuggets November 21, 2010

Wonker

On short, it's "idiot" in the ancient British language.

Guy: What's up, guys!
British mf all pumped up: FOOK YOU WANT, STOOPID WONKER

by Wonka@!! April 12, 2020