wom

When your wife is also your mom, like Oedipus

Oedipus: I’m going to go check on my wom, Jocasta

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

WOM

Is an acronym for Women Of Menopause. These women are typically in their 50's. They tend to be super sweet but then suddenly rip your head off for no apparent reason. The worse part is that they are always messing with the thermostat and never can agree with the weather. It could be 5 degrees bellow zero and they'll be over at the wall turing the damn AC on, whilst everyone else in the room/house has beanies and jackets on trying not to get hypothermia. They also have to go around acting like they must be pregnant because they haven't had their period in a couple months, which is clearly impossible because they haven't put out in months maybe even years. The only explanation for this fantasy is their denial of their age and the fact that they are now able to receive the senior discount at Ross Dress for Less.

Student "Excuse me Mrs. Smith, do you have a moment?
Mrs. Smith "Of course I do sweetie, what can I help you with."
Student "I would like to verify the time of the exam, the only time that is posted for the test is on the calendar and it says 10am, but some...."
Mrs. Smith "GOSH DAMIT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO FOLLOW THE CALENDAR!!"

Student to another Student "Yep Mrs. Smith is defiantly a WOM, she had me fooled for a minute."

by Doodle Bop February 26, 2015

wom

verb: to wom is the act of jacking off with sand paper.
1. The act of jacking off with anything else which would be unpleasant and discomforting.
2. Females masturbating with anything that might be damaging, harmful, rough, and/or unpleasant would also be involved in the act of woming.

The word wom is literally the word mow backwards.

pronounced phonetically waa-mm (mom with a w instead of the initial m sound)

It's been a long day, now I can finally wom! -present
When was the last time you womed? -past

by Tizzle Jizzle September 9, 2007

wom

Woman. Sandwich maker. Bringer of beer. Raiser of children.

Wom bring me a samich, chop chop!

by Dr. Dizzle March 31, 2004

Wom

The sound from a song of which has a heavy bass with a WOM WOM WOMMM sound. usually dubstep

Dubstep song: WOM WOM WOMMMMM

by Dubstepa April 12, 2010

wom

A man who hangs around a large group of women.

Giles is such a wom.

by Trvr October 24, 2006

WOM

immature boys use this when they are jealous that one of
their friends has a girlfriend.
Also used when no other pay out can be thought up.
"woman over mates"

luke is such a wom, im so jealous no girls like me

he is WOMming

by sam&ilija September 19, 2008