Ketchup

is when you go round a persons house who is not of a nice clean nature and their house is dirty and smells of bo, rotting food , gone off tomatoe ketchup.

God that holly girl i went round her house the other day and she is a ketchup with her ketchup friends hannah and her 2 children emily and jas ewwww! clean your house

by megan.wow April 14, 2009

ketchup

1) someone who is really mad

2) when someone's face turns red

1) "Josh is so freakin ketchup today. I wonder why?"

2) "Look at Caleb! He's ketchup!"

by Lilybobilly April 27, 2006

Ketchup

(v) The act of catching up on all the posts since your last visit to a message board or a single thread. (aka ketching)

(n) The stuff you have to catch up on.

1)Ketchup complete. That took forever.

2) I was only gone for three hours and you guys left me with, like, fifty pages of ketchup.

by monkeyskunk April 22, 2006

ketchup

red stuff that you apply to those long weiners, also goes with korey...his last name

I put some ketchup on korey's long weiner and ate it for dinner while sitting with koty hines the ketchup

by hmMm....maegis June 15, 2004

Ketchup

Female menstruation; Blood.

"I hate the time of the month, I can never have sex because there's too much ketchup."

by Jmoo April 28, 2008

Ketchup

Ketchup is dehumanizing slang aimed at those who Pre.. Before they cum... This word is used in racially..

Hopscotch(Your big tiddy goth GF): "Ketchup nothing but filthy bootleg vinegar Ketchup.. What's the point of taking off your Chasity belt if this is how you repay me and my feet!!??.."

You:"Milady you do not..."

Hopscotch: "I DO NOT!! WHAT!! GET PRIME MAN MILK!! YOU ARE COMPLETELY CORRECT YOU FUCKING SPENT FUCKER!! WHOSE COCK CAN'T EVEN SQUEEZE OFF A BULLET!!"

by Cheeky Butturd May 26, 2020

ketchup

expensive tomato syrup

this ketchup is bussin

by person that exists kind of March 29, 2021