Winnipeg 

hell - frozen over in the winter, with a wicked local band scene and awesome summers!

Winnipeg by Anonymous October 17, 2003

winnipeg 

Capital city of Manitoba, Canada.

Seasons: Winter, harsh; Spring, floods; Summer, dry and tolerable; Fall, nothing fun happens.

Temperatures range from -50 to +30 degrees celcius

Ups: Folk Fest(Hippy gathering), lot's of weed, great bands, Slurpees(Slurpee capital), it's better than Regina.
Downs: Natives, mosquitos, murder capital of Canada, bad weather, bad roads, lot's of car theft.

Nicknames: the 'Peg, Winterpeg, Win-a-pig

Name origin: Winnipeg is Cree for Muddy Water, because it was founded on a spot where two rivers met, now called the Forks. The Forks is where the Assinboine River and the Red River meet.

Come to Winnipeg, smoke some weed, buy a Slurpee, get your car jacked by natives, throw a bike in the Red River and run to safety from the West Nile infected mosquitoes, then ask yourself, how can Regina be any worse?

winnipeg by benormous May 3, 2006

winnipeg 

Pretty big city in Manitoba, Canada. It gets unbelievably hot in the summer (yes, hot in Canada!) and deathly cold in the winter. Lots of rivers, and the cops find bodies in them alot. I can see why they named one the Red River... LOL. People can just tell when you're not from there, but thats not necessarily a bad thing. A very diverse city. It doesn't get the credit it deserves.

"Winnipeg; Where the strong survive and the rest leave town." - Chris Walter

winnipeg by *Bee* September 4, 2008

Winnipeg 

The capital city of Manitoba, Canada. Also known as "Winterpeg" because you can build a snowman by late October and it will last to early April. Gets deadly cold in the winter and bakin' hot in the summer. The four seasons are, Winter, Spring, Summer/Road Construction, and Fall. Was home of the Winnipeg Jets, but they got sold off to Pheonix (I think). Huge hockey/football town. Has 3 major teams, Hockey: Manitoba Moose, Football: Blue Bombers, Baseball: Goldeyes. Also has one shitty neighbourhood called the north end, plenty of Natives, drunks and gangs to mug and kill you there.
I should know because I live in the godforsaken place.

Burkus: FUCK MY BALLS ARE FROZEN!!!
Drunk Native Gangster: Yo B gimmi yo fuckin wallet!
Burkus: FUCK YOU, FUCK THE COLD, FUCK WINNIPEG!!!

Winnipeg by Burkus December 21, 2008

Winnipegged 

A person who lives in Winnipeg,Manitoba and gets fucked by Mother Nature’s strap-on AKA the weather - despite the ‘Win’ in the word, this is a major L for those who reside in Winnipeg

Today we’re expecting to get Winnipegged with a mixture of rain and freezing snow

Winnipegged by Winnipegged_22 April 25, 2022

Channel 84 Winnipeg 

A YouTuber. He beat Punch Out! Wii and avenged his girlfriend.

Me : Yo man do you watch Channel 84 Winnipeg?
Them : no
Me : *cocks gun*

Channel 84 Winnipeg by Lick my dick and balls bitch January 26, 2019

Winnipeg 

commonly known as Winterpeg, is a very weird city in which it can get to +40 degrees celcius or -50 degrees celcius.

did you hear about winnipeg? this summer it was +40, but now its -50!

Winnipeg by Peeblo December 21, 2008