winkle raver

To be a Winkle raver is one of the highest honours a person can get. Members are the best of the best at what they do, from winning 6-a-side leagues to large family gatherings. A Winkle raver will achieve excellence or die trying.

Paul: Wow! Can’t believe we just lost, we’re that team professionals?

Matt: No, that’s just the Winkle Ravers

by Mart Lesley November 23, 2021

winkle spanner

Someone called Dom who is shit at washing up

Dom you absolute winkle spanner

by AL2001 July 6, 2023

Winkle Picking

Anal sex with a person afflicted with piles.

Brian : Last night, I indulged in a spot of Winkle Picking.

Arthur: Was it unpleasant?

Brian : No, it was quite splendid.

by more heat than light May 26, 2004

winkle picker

on morcambe bay, there are a bunch of dead koreans that drowned a while back after gettin stuck pickin winkles illeagally. they looked tired, slanty eyed, and mauled.

after a heavy night on the piss dan saw dave who was looking dog rough. dan sid unto dave " fuck me, you look like a damned winkle picker!

by Big Dog July 7, 2004

Winkle Tinker

1. A long, tube like-schlong used to fuck females.

2. Dick.

3. A mans pipe-line service.

4. An object protruding from a leprechaun's groin.

5. The Battle Driver.

1. "She gasps every time I stuck her with my winkle tinker."

2. She yelled "Oh daddy!" when I slid my winkle tinker inside her.

3. "Dig deeper Mr. Winkle Tinker!"

4. As seen in GTA 4 at the leprechaun cornerstore called the "Leprechaun's Winkletinker"

by Willie Fhisther July 7, 2011

winkle warior

weekend willy wars held in public loos

james keys is the winkle warior champion
of mongolia

by james keys March 31, 2003

Winkle basher

A winkle basher is some one who bashes winkles( weeners) basically a hoare!
Amy is a winkle basher

" omg that girl over there called amy is such a winkle basher"

by Molly Tompsett July 8, 2006