Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!
Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
by samxmonster May 20, 2016
Get the Winking Jona mug.Also known as just “the Owl,” a brand of cheap ass wine that is sold at Aldi stores in states where it is legal to do so. Can be found at under four bucks a bottle, and at up to 13.5% alcohol. Produced in California, likely by illegal Mexican workers.
Best bought in quantities of three bottles or more at a time due to the variety of flavors. The types that don’t taste completely awful are the Chardonnay, the Cabernet, and the Shiraz.
One of the worst tasting wines out there, but it comes in real bottles, is classier than Four Loko, and one bottle will get you shitfaced enough for the night!
Best bought in quantities of three bottles or more at a time due to the variety of flavors. The types that don’t taste completely awful are the Chardonnay, the Cabernet, and the Shiraz.
One of the worst tasting wines out there, but it comes in real bottles, is classier than Four Loko, and one bottle will get you shitfaced enough for the night!
At the house party, the broke law student drank Winking Owl straight from the bottle because Vladdy and Four Loko are so undergrad.
by ChainArmor712 November 4, 2019
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A nickname for the BMW S1000RR motorcycle, so named because of it's asymmetrical (and incredibly ugly) headlight assembly. It also bears a distinct resemblance to the other form of winking pirate.
"Get a load of that BMW, it looks like a winking pirate!"
"Yeah, I've seen more attractive festering arseholes"
"Yeah, I've seen more attractive festering arseholes"
by Beemerfan May 15, 2010
Get the winking pirate mug.1. A native to Kashyyyk in the act of opening and closing his/her eye deliberately.
2. A term used to describe the horrifying image of being brown-eyed by someone with an exceptionally hairy backside. Technically only a "winking wookie" when the perpertrator tightens and releases their sphincter in the process of the act.
2. A term used to describe the horrifying image of being brown-eyed by someone with an exceptionally hairy backside. Technically only a "winking wookie" when the perpertrator tightens and releases their sphincter in the process of the act.
Jesse: Hey guys, have you seen my winking wookie?
Daniel: No, what's a winking wookie?
Jesse: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I haven't introduced you.
Bends over and reveals
Daniel: No, what's a winking wookie?
Jesse: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I haven't introduced you.
Bends over and reveals
by Solzorz May 20, 2008
Get the Winking Wookie mug.Logan jumped into the black water of the amazon tributary, eager for a break from the oppressive heat. His friends desperately tried to stop him, knowing that Pirai, Anaconda, and Cayman lurk below the murky surface.
"What's Logan Doing?!?!" exclaimed his friend Annie.
"Oh Logan? He is winking at the Cobra again. What a douchebag" retorted his older brother, Greg
"What's Logan Doing?!?!" exclaimed his friend Annie.
"Oh Logan? He is winking at the Cobra again. What a douchebag" retorted his older brother, Greg
by DJReeves July 6, 2012
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Geoffrey: "Sorry love, I'm winking in the dark after last night's Madras"
Geoffrey: "Sorry love, I'm winking in the dark after last night's Madras"
by matticu5 June 1, 2016
Get the Winking in the dark mug.When the person you are talking to has an enormous puss-filled whithead on his or her face that they unnoticeably have not popped yet and you get so distracted by it, that you aren't even paying attention to the person talking to you.
by moochy May 5, 2009
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